Thursday, April 30, 2009

come on come on listen to the money talk


every morning i wake up to ACDC - Money Talks

the only reason is that it is the first song on my ipod

and my ipod alarm clock automatically defaults to the first song if i dont set it

which i never do

i dont even know why i have it on my ipod

i dont like it

but now that i have to hear it every morning to wake up

i have actually started to like it a little

more than a little actually

i crave it now

and find myself needing to put it on while i am doing things

like driving, or homework

and so i have determined

that all i have to do to like something a lot

to really kinda love it

is repeat it many, many times

in a semi-conscious state

so from now on

i'm going to do shit i hate

more often

take some quaaludes

and hope for the best


In other news, people came in to my work today wearing masks and gloves. MULTIPLE PEOPLE. Please never come near me wearing a mask, i will automatically assume your breath will kill me and probably never be able to stand within 5 feet of you ever again.

the WHO hasn't raised their level from 5 to 6 yet today, so i suppose i should do my essay since we're not all going to die just yet.

i will never feel a bigger sense of relief than when i am finished my last university exam on may 30th. i seriously think it might be the closest i'll ever get to nirvana.

picture of the day:

this is part of a series titled: food i like that is junk food. This one is called "Death trap mints" because i once choked and almost died on a junior mint, backing out of a parking lot.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

pandemic today, revolution tomorrow

so just so we're clear, this is LJ but with less opportunities for cUstOmizAtionZzz

anyways whatever

im obsessed with swine flu
i dont even know why
im not usually this hypocondriactic (not a word)
some might disagree
but fer realz. pandemic emergency kits guyss

im not doing my fucking homework tonight
because if the world is going to end i dont want to be stuck doing an essay on freudXmarx=marcuse
i want to be doing more fun things (not funner)
like
watching criminal minds & eating gold fish with my dog
she loves goldfish too
also: she will not eat any vegetables
(fyi, i had to look up how to spell 'vegetables'
thats how much i hate them)

ok thats it.

picture of the day:
- reading news about swine flu on the interweb

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

golb.


blog! sounds like dog! but more pretentious!

picture of the day: