Thursday, December 31, 2009

If you wanna stay young, get BOTH feet in it

Resolutions:
1. Never eat chips again. (of any kind, this includes cheesies and rice chips)
2. Never eat french fries again.
3. Stop saying the word Fuck completely.
4. Dress more like a grown up.

So, since today is the last day of 2009, I ate a whole bag of chips, said fuck A LOT and painted my nails black with sprinkley sparkles, whist wearing my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt. And maybe later I'll eat some fries.



I've got my party nails on. TwentyTen, HERE I COME!

my lips kind of look like an asshole, yes?




Quote of the day:

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Things that have happened since last blog.

CHRISTMAS!

I GOT A CACTUS GARDEN FOR CHRISTMAS!

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING SIGN EVER!

TURTLES IN A HALF SHELL!!

TURTLE POWER!!!



There were some other things, but honestly,
I can't remember what they were now.



Quote of the Day:
"I can call you Betty,
and Betty when you call me,
You can call me Al"
-Paul Simon